October 17, 2013

LOVE IN A TIME OF ALIEN INVASION 7

The Cold War between the Kiiote and the Yown’Hoo has become a shooting war.  On Earth, there are three Triads one each in Minneapolis, Estados Unidos; Pune, India; and Harbin, China. Protected by the Triad Corporation, they intend to integrate not only the three peoples and stop the war that threatens to break loose and slaughter Humans and devastate their world.; but to stop the war that consumes Kiiote economy and Yown’Hoo moral fiber. The Yown’Hoo know about the extra-Universe aliens whose own “civil war” mirrors the Cold War. They have accidentally created a resonance wave that will destroy the Milky Way and the only way it stop it is physically – the Yown’Hoo-Kiiote-Human Triad may be their only chance of creating a solution. The merger of Human-Kiiote-Yown’Hoo into a Congenic Society that will produce a stability capable of launching incredible expansion, creativity, longevity and wealth.

The young experimental Triads are made up of the smallest primate tribe of Humans –two; the smallest canine pack of Kiiote – six; and the smallest camelid herd of Yown’Hoo – eleven, a prime number. On nursery farms and ranches away from the TC cities, Humans have tended young Yown’Hoo and Kiiote in secret for decades, allowing the two warring people to reproduce and grow far from their home worlds. Grendl, Manitoba is one such place. No one but the Triad Company has ever heard of it and the physical plant goes by the unobtrusive name of Organic Prairie Dairy.

The Triads never hear of anything they aren’t spoon fed in their luxury worlds. surrounded by a Humanity that has degenerated into a “duck-and-cover” society as the Big Boys fight their war. They don’t care about anything but their own lives. Oblivious, cocooned, manipulated, they have no idea that their privileges are about to be violently curtailed.

I hung on as tight as I could and shouted, “We have to turn back!”

Shayla shouted, “We can’t, there’s a mob back there waiting to kill us!”

Dao-hi, the Yown’Hoo herd mother shouted in Spandaringlish, “The only way out is through!”

I thought that was a great alien aphorism, but didn’t see how it could apply here. It seemed like the creek ran of forever. I shouted, “What if we fall...” Qap, the Kiiote I was clinging to, suddenly dropped beneath me, dunking us both in cold water. The others suffered the same fate and came up like us, sputtering helplessly. I figured the Tribal flyer would be hovering over us, pumping lead into our rapidly cooling bodies as whatever opposition group it represented claimed victory over our alien oppressors.
We saw the red back lights of the flyer downstream from us, rushing along as the nineteen of us swam to safety on the shore of Minnehaha Creek.

Doj, one of the neuter Kiiote pack members spluttered, “Good thing you forced us to take your stupid swimming lesson!”

Dao-hi snarled and slapped him upside the head and said, “This is a water world, idiot! Only someone stupider than yourself would have ignored that and never taught us how to swim!”

Xurf, the Pack’s lead female nipped Doj then snarled at Dao-hi, “Keep your discipline to your herd! I’ll take care of my...”

Shayla bit Xurf on the shoulder. The female yipped, then shook herself wildly. Shayla had already slipped off and was in a low crouch. I dropped off of Qap’s back, stuck both fingers in my mouth and whistled. Herd, Pack, and Tribe gave me their full attention as I said, “We have to move now! In Hoonish, I said, “Beh! Rah! Fu!” meaning, “Speed! Flee! Now!” Everyone understood, but I had long ago been cast in the role of peace-maker. I was the most patient of the Triad.

Yeah. Right.

Shayla poked me with her fist and I said, “We have to reach the edge of Minneapolis.”

“Why?” Xurf asked.

“Something’s gone wrong. The bus doesn’t stop that far from the Dome unless we have an escort. Tonight, we thought we could make it because we could see it. But there was a riot. What causes the Tribe to riot?” I shot my question to Nah-hi, the male leader of the Herd. They were having the hardest time understanding Human behavior and they were under orders from Triad to work hardest. That was because the Yown’Hoo had a tech edge over the Kiiote. Kiiote had numbers.

Humans had nothing but a world where both aliens could breed and raise their young to replace soldiers lost in battle. Earth was an ideal nursery for all three , it’s just that Humans owned it and if either the Kiiote or the Yown’Hoo tried to take it from the other…it wouldn’t be a place to raise anyone. So they sniped at each other, mostly ignored Humans and kept coming back to get their replacements. They picked them up in Minneapolis; Pune, India; and Harbin, China – from wherever they were raised.

That was a secret few living things knew.

Unfortunately, I’d found out one of the location of one of the nurseries. I said, “Maybe they’re hoping to drive us to one of the nurseries so the Tribe can take it hostage.”

All six Kiiote dropped to all fours and growled at me. All eleven Yown’Hoo reared on their hind legs, pawing the air with their wide, heavy, camel-like feet. I always thought it was strange that such alien things mimicked the way an animal from Earth reacted when it was scared. Shayla shouted, “You idiot!” and tried to punch me.

I was ready for all of their reactions and I was flat on the ground on my back so that herr swing passed well over me. The Kiiote groaned as they readjusted their anatomy for two-legged walking. There was a wet, sucking sound as the Yown’Hoo pulled their manipulating tentacles free of the mucus-lined pouch they usually lay in. After counting to thirty, I rolled over on my belly and shoved myself into the air, clapped my hands, caught myself on the way down then shoved myself to my feet, leaped and did a backflip and landed on my feet.

Shayla’s arms were crossed over her chest and she was glaring at me in the shadowy light, but I could see she was smirking. I was smart and a smartass – but I was also a gymnast and it was that rather than strength that had given me a rank in the Triad. They were listening. I said, “We have to get out of here. We know someone, somewhere has managed to take us out of the Dome...”

Qap said, “Why not just return?”

Shayla nodded and pushed up her sleeve and tapped the stickiphone. The real smarts were embedded in her brain, but we all still needed something to interact with. If she wanted to, she could pull off the stickiphone, tap it and make it a hardphone. For now, she left it where it was and tapped away. She held her arm out, “Look.” A 3D projection jumped up in front of all of us.

The Old Metrodome, our home, was burning.

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