Current Event:
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2014/11/15/maher-if-obama-had-lost-us-wouldnt-have-fruit-or-jobs/
And A Prompt
From My Niece-In-Law: wool,
celery, parallel universe, dynamite, fireman’s ball, fishing tackle.
Jose Taylor-Perez
shrugged his shoulders, settling his wool sweater more comfortably. “You eat
that and it’ll be like someone lit a stick a dynamite and shoved it up your…”
Emily
Patel-Kelly tossed the celery stick at him then punched Jose in the shoulder, “If
you weren’t my best friend, that would have been hard enough to knock the humerus
out of the ball park.” She snickered, “Not that anything short of a wrecking
ball would be able to knock any of your face bones free of that fishing tackle
in your mouth.”
“Hey! No fair! I
can’t do anything about braces!” he said, shaking his head, “Besides, your premed
jokes are only funny to you…added to that, you won’t even be able to BE premed until
at the earliest your junior year.”
Ignoring the frustrating
fact that she couldn’t start college until she could do College In The Schools,
she said, “Like I can do anything about a celery allergy?” She lifted her chin,
“Besides, I don’t exactly have a standard reaction to it.”
“You can say
that again,” he said as he fiddled with his transparent computer tablet where
it hovered over his lap. “You’re the only person I know that can use a V8
Harvest and Strawberry Smoothie as a gateway to a parallel universe.”
She shook her
head, “I wish I could see into the universe where I passed this history final
with flying colors.”
“That’s for
sure,” said Jose. “I’ll never remember who came after President McCain.”
“Don’t be such a
sexist – President Palin took over after McCain had his coronary two years
after he got elected.”
“Right, the
first lady...”
“No, it was the First
Husband Todd…” she said, adding a smirk.
“I was gonna
say, ‘President’.”
Shaking her
head, Emily hunched over her own transparent tablet, setting it to project a
holographic screen in front of her. Walking her fingers through a manipulation panel,
she absentmindedly picked up a celery stick and shoved it into her mouth. After
her eyes grew wide, she muttered, “Oh, crap...”
“What’s wrong?”
Jose asked. Her tablet began to glow then flames flickered around the edges as
she tried to shove the instrument away from her. “You ate the celery!” He
exclaimed. “Why did you do that?”
“I wasn’t
thinking! I was playing around with tensor calculus…”
“And you opened
a door into a parallel universe!” Jose shouted as the fire alarms went off and
a robot fireman’s ball floated out from its nook and began to sprout nozzles. “Now
we’re gonna…”
An explosion cut
him off…
Names: ♀US(California);
♂ US(New York)
A Prompt Blog: http://lettersfromchurchofthetoastedcoconutdoughnut.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/and-so-it-goes/
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