WRITING ADVICE: Creating Alien Aliens, Part 16: Kleptees – Alien Plant-Animals…

In September of 2007, I started this blog with a bit of writing advice. A little over a year later, I discovered how little I knew about writing after hearing children’s writer, Lin Oliver speak at a convention hosted by the Minnesota Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. Since then, I have shared (with their permission) and applied the writing wisdom of Lin Oliver, Jack McDevitt, Nathan Bransford, Mike Duran, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, SL Veihl, Bruce Bethke, and Julie Czerneda. Together they write in genres broad and deep, and have acted as agents, editors, publishers, columnists, and teachers. Since then, I figured I’ve got enough publications now that I can share some of the things I did “right”.

While I don’t write full-time, nor do I make enough money with my writing to live off of it...neither do all of the professional writers above...someone pays for and publishes ten percent of what I write. When I started this blog, that was NOT true, so I may have reached a point where my own advice is reasonably good. We shall see! Hemingway’s quote above will now remain unchanged as I work to increase my writing output and sales! As always, your comments are welcome!

Moving plants have always fascinated me – from the Venus Flytrap (I was crushed to find out how tiny they were…and how hard they would be to keep in my native Minnesota!

For a while, the sundew made me wonder about moving plants, especially when all the movies and pictures I saw of them made them look like gigantic, monstrous creatures! I was crushed a month ago to find that native sundew was TINY – a sticky head as small as a drop of water…

Pitcher plants were amazing, though they didn’t move, the idea of a wide open mouth inviting insects in, and then having them climb in and fall or slide down the open throat and into a puddle of enzymes that would slowly dissolve them away – was really cool!

Finally, my heart set on the mobile flagellated algae (sounds like plants that perform penance by whipping themselves)…but they were all microscopic.

Several years ago, I turned my inquisitive mind and a fairly newly minted biology degree to create an intelligent alien that was made of an amalgam of all of the properties of these species. What if life on Earth had evolved from flagellated algae instead of a maximalistic choanozoan ancestor?

Intelligent plants might have been the result. I created the WheetAh (whom I’ve mentioned before – see below!) years ago and have had a story about them published. As I mention in the post linked below in “writing-advice-what-went-right”.

In that one, I had Human teens and WheetAh “teens” on a boat doing a publicity stunt that might or might not build Human-WheetAh relations (which are strained at this point, maybe on the verge of war). They solve a murder by working together along with both sympathetic and antagonistic adults…

So, they behaved like inexperienced young intelligences. Do they learn the same way? No, but that never came up. Did they learn the same thing…hmmm…cooperation solves problems. While all adults know this to be true, they’ve found it to NOT be true enough times that they doubt it can work in “the real world”.

But, kids don’t know that. They haven’t had the “real world” knock them down often enough – at least not kids who grow up in a supportive environment where there are others who care about both what they know and what they need do know. Among Humans this is a difficult enough learning experience – how do plants learn? Can plants be “trained” even? Apparently the answer is a tentative “yes” – at least in reference to plants on Earth.

But what would a plant-animal that evolved from the flagellates I mentioned above? What if they look like the image above...These are the WheetAh I’m talking about. I’m no artist, but you can see the basic design, and I’ll add they “walk” by spinning (like the Masters in John White’s TRIPOD books). So, I’ll take that as a confirmation that it’s possible. My big problem STILL remains how would intelligent plantimals (I need another word, apparently “plantimal” is used in some sort of video game.) Maybe Kleptees (instead of EeTees)…

How do plants ACT? Hmmm…let’s start out with what they “are” first.
-single cell or multicellular organisms
-they make their own food (photosynthetic and contain a green pigment called chlorophyll, which enables plants to convert energy from the sun into food
-store their food as starch
-rooted to one place (some can orientate leaves towards the sun; some respond to touch)
-cell walls are rigid as they’re made of cellulose.
-life cycle of plants includes both a sporophyte and a gametophyte, ‘alternation of generations'
-lack central nervous system

How they act?
-anticipate future conditions by accurately perceiving and responding to reliable environmental cues
-exhibit memory
-alter behaviors depending upon experiences
-communicate with other plants, herbivores and mutualists
-emit cues causing predictable reactions in other organisms
-respond to cues
-adapt to spatially and temporally heterogeneous environments
-evolved plastic response systems

So – do plants act like Humans in funny green suits?

They SHOULDN’T…yet, I may have made them do just that. So, I have work to do as I think this all through…

Expect more about the WheetAh as I continue to grow them (no pun intended) into the ALIEN ALIENS they are…

Resources: https://physicsworld.com/a/replicating-how-plants-move/, https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/info/plants-that-move.htm, https://www.progardentips.com/plants-that-can-move/, https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/buffalo/weather/2020/08/29/the-science-behind-why-some-sunflowers-move, https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpls.2019.01621/full, https://gardenofeaden.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-happy-alien-plant-calceolaria.html, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6960400/, https://www.science.org/content/article/momentous-transition-multicellular-life-may-not-have-been-so-hard-after-all, https://prelights.biologists.com/highlights/the-single-celled-ancestors-of-animals-a-history-of-hypotheses/, https://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/can-plants-learn.php#:~:text=kinds%20of%20animals.-,In%202016%20an%20international%20team%20of%20researchers%20published%20evidence%20that,arm%20of%20the%20'Y'., https://www.illinoisscience.org/2020/02/can-plants-learn-heres-some-evidence/, https://sciencenordic.com/animals-biology-denmark/weird-plant-animal-baffles-scientists/1438173, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesodinium, https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18400016/#:~:text=Plants%20exhibit%20memory%2C%20altering%20their,respond%20to%20such%20cues%20themselves.
WheetAh essays: https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/search?q=WheetAh, https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2022/02/writing-advice-can-this-story-be-saved.html, https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2015/05/writing-advice-what-went-right-with.html, https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2016/10/writing-advice-can-this-story-be-saved_30.html, https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2013/08/writing-advice-julie-czernedas-writing_25.html[GS1] , https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2017/11/writing-advice-can-this-story-be-saved.html, https://faithandsciencefiction.blogspot.com/2020/01/slice-of-pie-creating-alien-aliens.html
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