Posted on FACEBOOK this morning (like I said, it's currently -18 F here in Minnesota)
Guy Stewart
https://www.facebook.com/guy.stewart.946Something FUN to do today (and any other day it's 40+ degrees below the freezing point of water. At this moment, in Minnesota, it is -18F....1) Clear a path from your microwave to a door that leads outside. Make sure there's nothing to trip over; 2) WARNING!!!! DO NOT ACT LIKE AN INVINCIBLE TEENAGER!!! (This means YOU N, N, Z, J, L, M, R, R...and any OTHER person reading this who had me as a science teacher!) 3) Get heavy winter gloves handy. 4) Get a sturdy coffee cup. 5) Fill the cup 2/3 full of water. 6) Put it in the microwave on high for (about) 3 minutes or UNTIL THE WATER IS BOILING HOT (literally BUBBLING). 7) PUT THE GLOVES ON!!!!
Grab the cup in one hand and make your way AS QUICKLY AND SAFELY AS POSSIBLE to the door. Open it, take a step out and THROW THE WATER (NOT, NOT! NOT!!! THE CUP!!!!!) into the air. 9) Marvel at the wonder of Nature or the Universe or God (choose your supernatural "explains the weirdness of the world" point of view)! Let me know what you think! THIS IS NOT FOR YOUNGSTERS -- TEENS OR OLDER TO ELDERS (I'm almost 70) but kidlings can watch!
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